If I had the money, I think I'd be a Girl Dandy.

Behold, a house I think I'm living in:
http://dandyportraits.blogspot.com.au/2013/02/the-cary-collection-dandy-edit.html

I now desire more maximalist measures to the taken with my tiny colourful hovel.
I mean, yeah.
Jockey lamp? Yup. Rampant Orientalism? Yiss. A multitude of cocktail shakers? Mhah.

sigh.